I hate this song and I hate all of you.

So can we just talk about this for a second. It showed up on an article I posted on Facebook.

Seriously now. What the actual fuck.

WHAT THE ACTUAL MOTHER FUCKING FUCK.

RELEASE THIS MAN’S NAME AND LET THE FEMINIST HELL FIRE RAIN DOWN ON HIS DUMBASS.

when you’re naked, in bed, on tumblr

and then your boyfriend calls you

and you rush him off the phone so you can get back to reblogging

and then you’re 15 minutes late to hang out with him

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MOTHAFUCKING EDIT

get there.

sit there.

15 minutes later.

hey we’re going downtown soon. you can go if you want.

now back in bed, naked, on tumblr. thanks.

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ONLY MY ENTIRE LIFE FOREVER AND FOR ALWAYS.

LONG LIVE LIZZIE

M CREYNG RITE NOW

ALL THE TEARS

OF ALL THE JOY

Mom: are you ready to leave
Me: yeah hold on
5 minutes later
Me: Okay I'm ready
Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap

i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101

(Source: blainiacs)

white, straight teenage girls who want a gay son so they can take them shopping

thrashing now added to the mix

fascinating

now he’s like half humming, half mumbling.

cuuuuute

scaaaaared